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Lindsay Lohan Attempts To Escape Rehab To Get Coke By Jumping Fence?!



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Seems that Lindsay Lohan may need more than rehab if she continues at the rate that she’s going. The actress and singer had a coke craving and was willing to do anything to get it.

Coke craving? Yes, the soda pop. Unfortunately the plan that her and a companion cooked up didn’t turn out as they planned. According to Splash, the two tried to sneak over the fence at the rehabilitation center to get to the vending machine at Eisenhower Medical Center.

It seems that Lindsay Lohan’s buddy snagged her clothing on a fence which trapped her and made her surrender to a Betty Ford volunteer who luckily passed by in a golf cart at the right time.

Lindsay Lohan was driven back to the caffeine free center where they interrupted a meeting that was organized to discuss the two caffeine junkies actions.

Lindsay Lohan has been at Betty Ford Clinic since September 27 for violating probation and a failed drug test and she has a few more days and will have to see the Judge again on October 22.

We’re sure the judge isn’t going to like to hear the report that Lindsay Lohan attempted to leave the facility and went as far as to attempt jumping over the fence to satisfy her cravings despite almost messing up the entire rehabilitation treatment.

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6 responses to "Lindsay Lohan Attempts To Escape Rehab To Get Coke By Jumping Fence?!"

  1. mcfeely smackup says:

    When you’re done writing about the news that happened a WEEK ago, how about you catch us up on the latest styles from last year.

  2. chadboulet1 says:

    Lame. A non-story, which was published by other lame online outlets over a week ago.

  3. Rod Serling says:

    I use to think that I was misreading these news stories. I thought, “wait no one can be incarcerated for drinking alcohol, because Prohibition has been repealed”. Sure a person can be thrown in jail for doing Narcotics…. but testing positive for drinking a beer???? Wait, it must be a misprint….

    But now its quit clear this is no misprint!!!! Infact its clear that WE HAVE PEOPLE LOCKED UP TO STOP THEM FROM DRINKING SODA TOO. Well folks, it is time to drag every “social engineer” “social worker” “Controlled substance counciler” and all the Lawyers who perpetuate this insanity, out into the middle of Town Square and have them rolled in cotton candy and covered with tapioca pudding.

    THE TWILIGTH ZONE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED – AND ITS PERMANENT

  4. Seriously?

    Geese…. talk about made for a movie. Gee, maybe the entire world is wrong and she really just wanted coke (a cola of course.)
    :/

  5. Rick says:

    You fucking faggots, leeching of a wannabe celebrity with a fake article. What a shit fucking website.

  6. Mikee says:

    I was about to say that none of you were forced to read this article, but the pop up ads on this site are too annoying to defend it. Seriously, it’s 2010, who still uses pop up ads?

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